tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7611393.post116906607993123449..comments2023-11-03T12:00:39.210-04:00Comments on Armwood Jazz Blog: Alice Coltrane, Jazz Artist and Spiritual Leader, Dies at 69 - New York TimesJohn H Armwood IIhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07295507968976514854noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7611393.post-1169803345404916392007-01-26T04:22:00.000-05:002007-01-26T04:22:00.000-05:00"Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve..."Lord, I have a problem!" <BR/>"What's the problem, Eve?" <BR/>"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy." <BR/>"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. <BR/>"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." <BR/>"What's a 'man,' Lord?" <BR/>"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly, he'll basically give you a hard time. He'll be bigger, faster, and more muscular than you. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting fleet-footed ruminants, But, he'll be pretty good in the sack." <BR/>"I can put up with that," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. <BR/>"Yeah well, he's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. But, there is one condition." <BR/>"What's that, Lord?" <BR/>"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first." <BR/>:D :D :D <BR/> <BR/>_____________________________ <BR/>[url=http://shemalesex.iwannaforum.com]shemale beauty sex[/url]Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com